seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
I like how everyone just forgets that a movie about spy guinea pigs existed
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
i need a paid break from life
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.