beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

foreveralone-lyguy:

I like how everyone just forgets that a movie about spy guinea pigs existed

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multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS
tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS

tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”